you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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