Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
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I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
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I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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