he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
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I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
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There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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