For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
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she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
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For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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