Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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