youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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