Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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