Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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