He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
they're like a gay fantastic four
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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