i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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