I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Randomize
