she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Can I color on your dick again?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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