The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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