Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
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Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
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I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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