I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
