Porn is love you can see.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
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How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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