Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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