how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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