it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I woke up under a house in Key West
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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