I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I CAN MOONWALK!
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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