I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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