My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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