she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
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She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
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i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
tell me about the eggs
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