I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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