he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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