i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
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She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
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I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
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