Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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