The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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