his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
how does that bad decision feel?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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