sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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