I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
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the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
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It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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