i may or may not be watching the land before time
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
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I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
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And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
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At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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