That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
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Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
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We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize