can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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