weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
