ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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