whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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