he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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