Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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