How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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