That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
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It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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