Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
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I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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