So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
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