in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
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The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
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Oh Jesus.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
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Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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