your parents love me but you hate me
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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