is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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