he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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