Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
We smell like vodka and hangover
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