Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
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SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
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I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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