It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
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what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
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just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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