Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
handjob tips. give me some.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
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