I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
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I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
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you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
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