You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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