just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
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yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
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When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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