How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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